David Beckham was in a fight. Don't worry, the face is okay. 
Anna Nicole Smith’s body was finally embalmed on Saturday at the Broward County Medical Examiner’s office by two morticians from Aycock Funeral Home in Jupiter, Florida. Morturary workers were forced to sign confidentiality agreements to protect the details of her death. 
Look!!! Justin and Britney have the same haircut. Shameless I know, but funny. 
This is Selma Blair's new boyfriend. I thought she was a lesbian.
Kelly let out the secret that one of her family member's has HIV. Which one? I would guess Ozzy because of all the drug use and sex.
This chick got pregnant with Tom Brady's baby 2 weeks before they broke up 3 months ago. I wonder what Giselle thinks of this. I bet Mr. DiCaprio was never this exciting.
This is Whitney's new boyfriend. He is under 30 and is pop-singer Brandy's brother. And if he looks a little familiar to you it's because he is also the star of a brand new sex tape with the daughter of one of the infamous lawyer's of the O.J. trial. There are rumors that there are "waterworks" in the video, but that has not been confirmed yet. 
This is Tara Reid. Damn her!! She looks good and she is not drunk. Yeah for not checking into rehab for 2 minutes, shaving your head in full view of cameras, getting random idiotic tats, hanging out with Paris Hilton, show your va-j-j, trying on strippers' fishnets/bikinis, or puking all over your car. Now, if you could just lend your new manager/team to Britney. I think she needs a miracle.
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