From the land of the fruits and the nuts...

The six adult children of singer James Brown have agreed with his partner, Tomi Rae Hynie, on where the entertainer will be buried. He died on Christmas Day. His body has been stored in an undisclosed location. YUCK!!

Howard K. Stern, the partner and lawyer of Anna Nicole Smith, testified Tuesday at an emergency hearing in Florida as the battle over Anna Nicole Smith’s body continues. Stern said that Smith had always talked about dying young and that, before her son’s death in September, she had wanted to be buried near Marilyn Monroe. Stern said that after much research Smith later purchased double plots in the Bahamas. Smith’s son, Daniel, was laid to rest in one of those plots and Stern said it was her wish to be laid to rest in the other.

TMZ has learned Judge Larry Seidlin’s dream is to become a judge on a TV courtroom show. No wonder he is treating this like a circus act.

The longtime companion of the late Anna Nicole Smith told a Florida courtroom Tuesday that the former Playboy Playmate “was pretty much my whole world.” “She was my best friend, lover, the mother of my daughter — literally everything to me, my whole world,” said Howard K. Stern, answering questions from his lawyer about the nature of his relationship with Smith.

The Judge also permitted Stern to return to the Bahamas via private jet for the evening to be with his baby.

It's final. They are divorced.

George Clooney is wooing Reese Witherspoon. Good for her. Everyone deserves an adoring man.
Charlie Sheen is already thinking about getting married again to this woman.

Keanu has been spending time with none other than Jennifer Aniston. Star Magazine is reporting that Keanu Reeves and Jennifer Aniston spent an evening together and have spoken several times on the phone since then. The pair was set up by Keanu’s agent. Is it just me, or does this make you feel a little weird?

Tom Brady's "people" are upset that Bridget Moynahan went public with the news Tom is going to be a daddy. Why would they be upset that she told the world? Maybe Tom had not told his girlfriend that he is going to be a daddy and wanted to wait until the baby was actually being born before sharing the good news. No need to get Gisele Bundchen angry, especially since she just gained 14 pounds to be able to model in Milan next week. Tom Brady has officially announced that he is "excited" to be welcoming a baby into the world.

According to OK!, Kevin Federline and Brit got into a huge fight on Friday, the day she so memorably shaved off all her hair. "They had a huge argument," says the mag. "Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she's been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved." She has since checked into Promises, a fancy rehab center. The photogs are descending on her recovery efforts as we speak. They have rented helicopters to fly over the grounds. Okay, I know she is in the public eye, but they should leave her alone, at least until she is healthy. In my opinion, we should not kick the weak while they're down (unless we're in the courtroom).