Jennifer Aniston is not dating the camera guy from the show Dirt.

The picture of Harry Potter's cash and prizes is fake.

Scary Britney

Promises Clinic staffers found Britney's "death list" after stripping Spears when they suspected she smuggled cocaine into the facility. The list included Kevin Federline and several members of the paparazzi. A source said:

When the staff confronted her she just burst into tears. She was crying uncontrollably "she's now such a broken woman. She has dark fantasies about terrible things happening to her enemies.".Britney Spears has also reportedly become "increasingly paranoid" and routinely checks her room for recording devices because she feels "that her thoughts are being recorded."

As a result, Britney has been now placed on suicide watch and the staff has reserved a bed for her at University of California Hospital's psychiatric ward. A friend says:

She's convinced that everyone is out to get her...And the smallest thing can set off a fully-blown panic attack. She gets this fearful look in her eyes and starts trembling all over, dripping with sweat and gasping for breath and she looks like she's going to faint at any time. It's absolutely terrifying to see. It is the behavior of someone who has completely lost their mind."

Jason Alexander, Britney's husband for 55 hours in 2004, has come forward to reveal that Britney's drug problem started a long time ago. He claims they used cocaine, Ecstasy, Valium and Vicodin during their brief relationship, and that Britney almost overdosed on MDMA, pure ecstasy. He says:

I took her into the bathroom and threw her in the shower. She was unconscious. She tripped and fell. I was trying to hold her up and speak to her. She wasn't moving. I remember looking down at her all crumpled in the tub with the water coming down. She looked so white and lifeless. I thought she was dead. I thought, 'This bitch is going to fucking die right here in front of me.'"

She's Crazy

Real Sizes

Britney is Back in Rehab

She has returned to the same rehab center for a 3rd time this week. The injunction sought by K-Fed has been dropped because of this development. Also, her mother drove her there after she was not allowed to see her children. Nice Shoes!

Morning News

Heather Mills is really on Dancing with the Stars. I'm not going to make fun of the disabled, but this is going to be interesting.

The next crazy celebrity is on his way. Nicholas Cage.

Christina Aguilera is not pregnant. Her rep responded very quickly yesterday to squash the rumor. It seems like someone new is "pregnant" every day.

Britain's Prince Harry will be sent to Iraq to command a tank unit, the Defense Ministry confirmed Thursday.

"Desperate Housewives" star Marcia Cross has given birth to twin girls -- the first children for the actress and her stockbroker husband Tom Mahoney.

On a side note, the American Idol girls were fantastic last night. There may be something to this season yet.

Women who were hired — or interviewed to be hired — Britney's two sons say that they were asked few questions about their work history or child-rearing skills, and rather were asked about their personal lives, according to Us. “The agency that called me emphasized that Britney was looking for a nanny who was young and hip because they wanted her to interact with people her own age,” one interviewee told the mag. “Basically, Britney wanted a friend.”



ABC has decided to pursue a “Grey’s” spin-off with sexy neonatal surgeon Dr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd (played by the lovely Kate Walsh) as the lead character, according to an article in the Wall Street Journal. The pilot has yet to be finalized and “Grey’s” creator Shonda Rhimes has yet to decide on a title.

Anna Nicole Update

“I knew she (Anna Nicole) would be next. My grandson did not overdose. “Howard was there when he died, and Howard was there when my daughter died. And he has my granddaughter now and it is not even his child. I’m afraid for her life as well. Please help us.” — Virgie Arthur on the stand yesterday

A source close to “Extra” revealed that a local funeral parlor was brought in to dress the room and body of the late Anna Nicole Smith on Wednesday. A verdict is expected Thursday.

TMZ has obtained shocking video footage of Anna Nicole Smith and a shirtless Dr. Sandeep Kapoor getting hot and heavy at a West Hollywood, Calif. gay bar in 2005, in what looks like could be a photo shoot.

Larry Birkhead’s stock skyrocketed today, at least in the eyes of most people watching the Anna Nicole Smith drama unfold in a Ft. Lauderdale courtroom. He was relatively relaxed with an easy smile during testimony. Even Judge Larry Seidlin noted his charm and felt comfortable enough asking Anna Nicole’s ex-boyfriend about his family.

Britney Update

Terrified she'd lose custody of her sons, Britney tried to kill herself twice in the hours after shaving her head Friday night. According to The National Enquirer, Spears tried to take her own life by walking into traffic, only to be rescued at the last second by her staff. But that wasn't the end of Britney's self-destructive evening. A short time later she was rushed to a doctor, as various media outlets reported, and the Enquirer reveals the reason - she kept saying she was going to kill herself and then taking too many Xanax.

Federline filed an emergency injunction to get his kids! A hearing is scheduled for Thursday morning.

Britney Checks out of Rehab Again!!

Possibly because she wanted to be somewhere more private. "EXTRA" is reporting that Spears tried to get into a tattoo parlor before going home but it was closed. Okay, I know I have said this before but, Seriously?!? What is wrong with this girl? I think she has completely gone off the deep end and she smoked a whole lot of crazy. Britney is having a difficult time functioning at the moment as her family has frozen her credit cards. Sources tell us that one of her stupid dancer friends drove her from the rehab this morning.

Usher Engaged?

R&B singer Usher got engaged on Valentines Day to his girlfriend, Tamika Foster. The R&B crooner reportedly gave his former stylist a 10 karat diamond ring. It may be the start of a bitter family feud because Usher's mother is not too fond of his new fiancé. The 37 year old Tameka is still officially married to Ryan Glover, the father of her 3 children. Until she finalizes the divorce, Usher will have to wait to jump the broom.

New cover art for her CD.


Rumors of her being pregnant are afloat on the internet. Not sure if it is true. We'll have to wait and see.
They have confirmed that they are expecting their first child.

The new cast of Dancing with the Stars:

Laila Ali
Billy Ray Cyrus
Heather Mills
Clyde Drexler
Joey Fatone
Shandi Finnessey
Leeza Gibbons
Paulina Porizkova
Ian Ziering
Vincent Pastore
Apolo Anton Ohno

American Idol

I have just watched the top 12 males perform. As America, it is our duty to choose 6 of these lucky fellas to go to the final rounds. The best guy looked like an alien whose mother slept with Dumbo and is named Phil. How many great Phil's are there? Phil Collins...anyone else? He wasn't even that good. Another guy, Chris, who could have been good, is a second rate Justin Timberlake that bounces around too much. I felt sea sick after his performance. It's official, all the male singers in the world have been snatched up already. Seriously, the only way to watch this show this season is with TiVo. Listen to about 30 seconds of the artist and then fast forward to Simon's review because it is usually on point. Here's to hoping that the girls make up for the lack of talent in the male pool.

Nicole Richie's Best Week Ever

Fianlly things were looking on the up and up for this former sidekick, but if the past week does not send her back to rehab, then I think she is home free. In the last week, Nicole Richie found out she was going to have wiggle and evade to stay out of jail because of her second DUI in California. The jail is not like crack whore jail, but it is jail nonetheless. Nicole could handle it better than Paris though. What are the odds that someday Paris will spend some quality time in jail? Take a moment to reflect on that scenario. I saw you smile. Yes, I did.

Anyway, so Nicole might go to jail. Then this week, in Details magazine it appears Brody Jenner dated Nicole Richie solely on the advice of his publicist/manager with the sole goal of getting Nicole Richie to eat. His agent advised Brody he would be a hero in America. Sure, cure for cancer, getting Nicole Richie to eat. About on the same level. So, this guy who you thought liked you and who you may have had feelings for was basically using you. Instead of keeping his mouth shut about it though he told everyone in the world.

Finally, you let your friend Mischa Barton borrow your Mercedes SUV and she wrecks it.

On the plus side, she has her hair. :)

From the land of the fruits and the nuts...

The six adult children of singer James Brown have agreed with his partner, Tomi Rae Hynie, on where the entertainer will be buried. He died on Christmas Day. His body has been stored in an undisclosed location. YUCK!!

Howard K. Stern, the partner and lawyer of Anna Nicole Smith, testified Tuesday at an emergency hearing in Florida as the battle over Anna Nicole Smith’s body continues. Stern said that Smith had always talked about dying young and that, before her son’s death in September, she had wanted to be buried near Marilyn Monroe. Stern said that after much research Smith later purchased double plots in the Bahamas. Smith’s son, Daniel, was laid to rest in one of those plots and Stern said it was her wish to be laid to rest in the other.

TMZ has learned Judge Larry Seidlin’s dream is to become a judge on a TV courtroom show. No wonder he is treating this like a circus act.

The longtime companion of the late Anna Nicole Smith told a Florida courtroom Tuesday that the former Playboy Playmate “was pretty much my whole world.” “She was my best friend, lover, the mother of my daughter — literally everything to me, my whole world,” said Howard K. Stern, answering questions from his lawyer about the nature of his relationship with Smith.

The Judge also permitted Stern to return to the Bahamas via private jet for the evening to be with his baby.

It's final. They are divorced.

George Clooney is wooing Reese Witherspoon. Good for her. Everyone deserves an adoring man.
Charlie Sheen is already thinking about getting married again to this woman.

Keanu has been spending time with none other than Jennifer Aniston. Star Magazine is reporting that Keanu Reeves and Jennifer Aniston spent an evening together and have spoken several times on the phone since then. The pair was set up by Keanu’s agent. Is it just me, or does this make you feel a little weird?

Tom Brady's "people" are upset that Bridget Moynahan went public with the news Tom is going to be a daddy. Why would they be upset that she told the world? Maybe Tom had not told his girlfriend that he is going to be a daddy and wanted to wait until the baby was actually being born before sharing the good news. No need to get Gisele Bundchen angry, especially since she just gained 14 pounds to be able to model in Milan next week. Tom Brady has officially announced that he is "excited" to be welcoming a baby into the world.

According to OK!, Kevin Federline and Brit got into a huge fight on Friday, the day she so memorably shaved off all her hair. "They had a huge argument," says the mag. "Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she's been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved." She has since checked into Promises, a fancy rehab center. The photogs are descending on her recovery efforts as we speak. They have rented helicopters to fly over the grounds. Okay, I know she is in the public eye, but they should leave her alone, at least until she is healthy. In my opinion, we should not kick the weak while they're down (unless we're in the courtroom).

Brad Pitt in Interview Magazine

President's Day

David Beckham was in a fight. Don't worry, the face is okay.

Anna Nicole Smith’s body was finally embalmed on Saturday at the Broward County Medical Examiner’s office by two morticians from Aycock Funeral Home in Jupiter, Florida. Morturary workers were forced to sign confidentiality agreements to protect the details of her death.

Look!!! Justin and Britney have the same haircut. Shameless I know, but funny.

This is Selma Blair's new boyfriend. I thought she was a lesbian.

Kelly let out the secret that one of her family member's has HIV. Which one? I would guess Ozzy because of all the drug use and sex.

This chick got pregnant with Tom Brady's baby 2 weeks before they broke up 3 months ago. I wonder what Giselle thinks of this. I bet Mr. DiCaprio was never this exciting.

This is Whitney's new boyfriend. He is under 30 and is pop-singer Brandy's brother. And if he looks a little familiar to you it's because he is also the star of a brand new sex tape with the daughter of one of the infamous lawyer's of the O.J. trial. There are rumors that there are "waterworks" in the video, but that has not been confirmed yet.

This is Tara Reid. Damn her!! She looks good and she is not drunk. Yeah for not checking into rehab for 2 minutes, shaving your head in full view of cameras, getting random idiotic tats, hanging out with Paris Hilton, show your va-j-j, trying on strippers' fishnets/bikinis, or puking all over your car. Now, if you could just lend your new manager/team to Britney. I think she needs a miracle.

Harry Potter's Big Reveal

This is what all the hype was about. The actor that plays Harry Potter revealed all his delicate area on stage this weekend in a play about a crazy man and his love of horses.

Busy Saturday Morning

I included this picture strictly for nostalgia purposes. Britney has officially left the building.

Britney's youngest son, Jayden James. Too bad his mom no longer has her marbles. Hopefully his nanny will bring him up right.

Hugh Grant is single again. He really wants to settle down and get married, but he just can't seem to find the right girl.

Nicole Richie was charged with a DUI on Friday. Maybe jail time is in her future.

Lindsay was released from rehab. Now maybe Britney can enter.

Bryce Dallas Howard and her actor-husband, Seth Gabel, have welcomed a boy. No details about the baby’s name or weight have been released.

Britney is Falling Apart

Britney shaved all her hair off and got 2 more tattoos. When asked why she shaved her head, Hughes says Britney replied, "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me." Her two new tattoos -- a black, white and pink cross on her hip and red and pink lips on her wrist -- cost $80. During the one-hour visit, the employee noticed a stain on the singer's white handbag, and Brit explained she had "spilled Nyquil all over it."

Seriously?

A woman gave birth to a boy outside a western Pennsylvania hospital — a delivery that happened so quickly that the newborn wound up in his mother's sweatpants.
"It happened so fast," Rebecca Johnson, 24, told the Daily Courier in Connellsville. "I didn't know what happened until he was in my pant leg."

Johnson had just gotten out of the car at Highlands Hospital in Connellsville and was still in the parking lot when her 5-pound, 15-ounce son, Mason Matthew Parkinson, arrived Wednesday.

An emergency room physician cut the umbilical cord in the parking lot, and doctors attended to Johnson until she could be taken to Uniontown Hospital, which has a maternity unit.
Mason, Johnson's fourth child, was doing well.

Blind Items Revealed!

So this starlet who has been mentioned everywhere had a little drink Sunday night or was it two or three? Seems she got rejected by an ex in a VERY public way and proceeded to drink the night away and came on to any guy who headed her way. Except for one.

Lindsay Lohan

This rockstar’s divorce was recently finalized so he could bring on the next wife. Everyone assumed she walked away with HMM money, but it was not to be. He has a long history of wives and girlfriends who think they are going to take him to the cleaners. What they don’t realize until it is too late is that he has all the ammunition. During their time together he records every incriminating moment whether it be drugs or drinking or another man. When the time comes for parting and they are looking for money, he invites them into his room and shows them why they will not be getting a penny above what he wants to give them.

Rod Stewart


In order to support his drug habit, this cat like rock star used to be a gay prostitute. Wonder if he thinks his current girlfriend is as pretty as the boys he used to love.

Pete Doherty

This actor has always been known for his HUGE ego. Well now it turns out he has something down below that is just as huge. Talked about in London, but really was just talk, even a legend. It was all supposition really, until he was filming his latest movie. Thinking our star was out and about, an assistant walked into the actor’s trailer without knocking and saw our actor changing clothes and what he saw has been repeated over and over and would put even Mr. Diggler to shame.

Ricky Gervais

This singer has been acting like a diva despite the fact it has been years since she could even pretend to be such. Banned from her health club for wanting to work out alone and to bring in her dog, this pseudo diva has also been trying to convince friends she has a relationship with a well known singer despite the fact that no one believes a word of it.

Geri Halliwell

There is this singer/actress who has had a bit of a drug problem in the past. Perhaps she has kicked it, and perhaps not. While visiting the UK recently she met an actor who is A-list in the UK, but no one has heard of here although he is in one of the year's biggest hits. He was so enamored of his little doll that he followed her back to LA. She was flattered and loved the attention. He began telling her of his special needs in regards to sex. Think KK video and you will get the idea. Although she did not find it appealing, she was flattered that he wanted to do it with her and so she agreed. UNTIL she found out that while in LA and not seeing her, he was finding some women who accept money for those kinds of things and doing it with them.


Courtney Love and Steve Coogan

What happens when you are at a nightclub and think you are the shit, but no one is paying any attention to you? What happens when you think you can get away with anything and not suffer any consequences? Well this Seinfeld reference decided to take matters into her own hands. An A-list model was dancing on a four foot high stage and drawing the attention of the entire nightclub not only with her beauty but in the way she was dancing. This did not sit well with our spoiled princess and so she pushed the model off the stage and down to the floor. It was only because she happened to land on someone that she avoided a possible career ending injury. Those who saw what happened began to boo at the princess, but she was so into herself that she did not even care. She did not really dance, she just kind of did red carpet pose after red carpet pose. She was loving herself even more than normal. The only problem in her little plan was that the model and the owner of the club are really close so the next thing you know, the princess was yanked from the stage and shown the door. The crowd went crazy and all waved buh bye.

Paris Hilton and the attacked was Serinda Swan


At a movie premiere, it was discovered that a recent romance with a very unlikely couple should actually be categorized as a "romance." Seems our actress was looking for some publicity for her new film while her new "boyfriend" agreed to help because he had started to fade from the limelight as well. Our actress made one other recent attempt to garner some headlines, but no one was buying what she was offering. Whatever kisses you saw on camera were the only kisses these two shared. Although good friends, they are only good friends and more like brother and sister than boyfriend and girlfriend.

Mandy Moore and Adam Goldstein

This B list television actress is a new relationship with a guy only she could love. The problem is that the the guy really thinks he is God's gift to women. She wants this relationship to work out so much that she is looking past his blatant flirting with other women, while she is standing there. She thinks it is love and he is just using her as a free ticket for award show season. He has no interest in her outside of being that extra ticket, and has acted accordingly. Whether her back is turned or not, he is always looking for the next one. Her friends are appalled, but know it has been awhile since anyone cared and are just hoping things turn out for the best.

Teri Hatcher

Blast from the Past

Joshua Jackson has been making his way around Berlin, Germany with his girlfriend, Diane Kruger while she promotes some of her new movies at the various gala events and festivals this week.

Former Felicity star Keri Russell married her longtime boyfriend, Shane Deary, in an intimate Valentine's Day ceremony on Wednesday. Russell and Deary, who are both 30, are expecting their first child this summer.

• Kenny Chesney is swearing he isn't gay again.

• A Florida judge demanded today that even more DNA samples be taken from the body of Anna Nicole Smith, amidst concerns of a baby switching plot.

Crazy Lady!!

The victim, 45, and Sutton, 23, were lying in bed naked at early Wednesday when Sutton asked if he wanted to be tied up and he consented, police said. But that's when Sutton reportedly pulled out a knife and cut the victim's leg, police said. Sutton reportedly told him that she "likes to drink blood" and made several cuts to his upper body, police said. He also said Sutton drank a "little bit" of his blood, police said. He was able to break free, run out of his home, but Sutton reportedly followed with a pickaxe, police said. The victim passed out before his friend found him covered in blood called the police, police said.

Joss Stone's new look.

She actually picked this outfit out herself. I don't know if she is trying to be ahead of the game, but this dress reminds me of a potato sack race.

I love Holly Madison, but she's had some work done. It looks like she has had: 1. facial fillers (to make her cheeks and under eye area fuller and younger) 2. lip augmentation 3. rhinoplasty 4. a brow lift.

Guess where Anna Nicole's mother wants to bring her daughter's body?

To TEXAS!!!

News

Christina's new cover art for her next singer. I just love her. She went from trashy to classy. Maybe she could help her former rival Britney. I say former because there isn't even a race anymore.

David Beckham. Again, enough said.

This Howard Stern feels left out because the other Howard Stern is getting too much attention. He made news by getting engaged to this woman.

MTV execs have officially canned TRL, and fired approximately fifteen people responsible for its production.

Mariah Carey is down in Tennessee, appearing in a movie about two brothers on a road trip in search of their estranged dad. This movie is under a tight budget so Mariah was asked to fly down to location in economy class. She did it. She bought out every seat in economy and flew alone in the economy cabin.

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler have rekindled their romance. I'm sure this won't last long.

Anna Nicole's body will be released shortly. A DNA test was ordered and once completed, her body will be released. That presents the next problem--who is entitled to the body? Florida hearing is underway to determine details for the release of Anna Nicole Smith's body.

There is another report that she underfed her baby in order to make her "sexy." Ummmm...I don't want to speak ill of the dead, but, I wouldn't put it past her.

Her baby girl Dannielynn will be staying in the Bahamas after a judge slapped Howard K. Stern with a court order forbidding him from taking her out of the country.