You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live!! Follow your bliss!
When you step on the golf course, it doesn't matter what you look like......... It doesn't help your 5-iron if you're pretty. (Remember!) Being beautiful is fine (but) the problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Enjoy your good... Some people believe that by enjoyingless, they will have more... Saving and budgeting is good to a certaindegree. (BUT) I've watched some elderly couples save their "good china"and never sat on their "good couch".. and then they passed on and neverused it! Enjoy your good now!!! (On the other hand) Some people believethat by giving up or not having good, that this self-denial will helpother people.... This is also a fallacy... The more you use and themore you enjoy your good, the more good you will create for you to useand enjoy. (Remember!) Being poor does not help the poor! Here's the lawof attraction! Stingy living and stingy thinking brings stingycircumstances... (Remember this!)
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Who's the daddy?
He's the daddy. Dannielynn could be a very rich little girl, especially if her ship comes in on the Marshall estate to the tune of $423 million. The question -- who should administer the trust? Anna's will appointed Stern as the administrator for Daniel...but there are no provisions for the baby. Whoever administers the trust -- could earn 3% in trustee fees each year, and that comes to $12.6 million.
Friday, April 6, 2007
Sunday, April 1, 2007
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Sex Tape
It seems like everyone these days has a sex tape of their very own. In fact, within a couple days, I will be coming out with my very own well-lit, full costume, "secret" sex tape that will catapult me to stardom within the next week. (j/k). Kim Kardashian's sex tape is clearly an attempt to make her the next star. The video is well-lit and she is in full make-up. Many of the parts that show entry are dim in just the right places. In fact, it seems like Kim went and asked around to some D-list stars to find someone who wouldn't mind showing their cash and prizes to the world. Ray-J is very well endowed and hasn't had a "hit" in...well never. His claim to fame is his sister Brandy. Back to the video, the link is below. Feel free to check it out, but be warned--she chews gum through the whole thing. Also, the dialog consists of "ooooh baby, that feels so good in my ..."
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/03/kim-kardashian-video-no-downloading.html
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/03/kim-kardashian-video-no-downloading.html
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
25 thoughts to get you through any crisis
1) Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2) You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
3) There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
4) Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
5) Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
6) Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
7) The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
8) The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
9) Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
10) Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
11) Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
12) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
13) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
14) I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
15) Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
16) All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
17) If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
18) One-seventh of you life is spent on Monday.
19) By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
20) Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
21) The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
22) There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
23) This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
24) Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
25) The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a "do it yourself" thing.
2) You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
3) There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
4) Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
5) Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
6) Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
7) The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
8) The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
9) Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
10) Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
11) Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
12) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
13) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
14) I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
15) Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
16) All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
17) If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
18) One-seventh of you life is spent on Monday.
19) By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
20) Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
21) The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
22) There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
23) This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
24) Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
25) The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a "do it yourself" thing.
Friday, March 2, 2007
Warning: This is a funny, but crude, post from Craigslist
One of the worst experiences in law school has been the ritual of submitting applications for summer employment and then going through a series of 20-minute screening interviews that would put a marine drill sergeant to shame when it comes to humiliating and dehumanizing you. Here are my top-ten (least) favorite questions, and how I actually answered them as opposed to how I would have liked to answer them.
1. Why are you interested in this firm?
What I said: Your firm handled (insert name of case I read on their website) which I found to be exciting because it was just like another case I was reading in this class I got an A in. I've also asked some (read: none) upper class-men about your office and they said it's a great work environment.
What I thought: I looked through your attorney roster and saw that you hire people who do not appear to have any honors and come from bad law schools. That made me think that I have a chance to work here.
2. Why did you go to law school?
What I said: I went to law school because I want to be able to make a difference. Legal work allows me to be competitive and to work for justice, both of which are important things in my life.
What I thought: That's a good question, and I ask myself it daily. I'd have to say the answer is, stupidity.
3. Do you think your grades are an accurate reflection of the kind of work you will do as an attorney?
What I said: Law school has been a challenge, and I think my grades reflect that. More important than my grades, which by the way have steadily improved over my academic career, is my dedication to the work I do. My performance during my summer jobs is the best indicator of how I will work, and you will find that my previous employers were all pleased with me (or at least forgot who I am and so will not remember the fuck ups).
What I thought: My grades are absolutely a good reflection of how I will work. I will put in the minimum amount of effort needed to not get fired, and I will approach my job with contempt and disinterest.
4. What would you say is your greatest weakness?
What I said: My greatest weakness is that I get too personally involved with my work. For instance, when I am working on trial prep, and then the case settles favorably, I feel as though it should have gone to trial anyway, despite knowing that the settlement is what's best for our firm and our client.
What I thought: Pussy. If there are any females in your office, you can be certain I will work twice as hard to get into their pants as I will to make my billables. And yes, since you require us to bill 1,900 hours, that means I will be sexually harassing my co-workers 3,800 hours a year.
5. Tell us about a recent mistake that you have made.
What I said: I accidentally misfiled a case at work that was set to go to trial the next week. As soon as I realized this, I alerted my supervisor and disaster was averted.
What I thought: An even bigger mistake I've made has been wasting 20 minutes of my life in this interview instead of taking a dump, that would have been much more satisfying and productive.
6. What do you do for fun?
What I said: I enjoy jogging, skydiving, and traveling to exotic countries.
What I thought: When I really want to have fun, I grab my "Big Butt Sluts # 24" DVD, a bottle of Bourbon, and a bottle of lube. By the end of the night, both bottles are empty, and my room smells like jizz and puke.
7. Tell us about your style of leadership.
What I said: I lead by taking the initiative and working proactively with my peers to come up with solutions.
What I thought: I lead by playing "The Eye of the Tiger" on a boombox while pounding my fist on the table and shouting insults. (It works, I've done it)
8. If you don't get hired by this firm, what will you do?
What I said: I will analyze what I could have done better during the interview and take that knowledge with me into my next interview with [rival firm name].
What I thought: I will breathe a sigh of relief that I won't be working for an asshole like you. Or I will stalk you and slit your throat. I haven't decided yet.
9. Do you have any questions for us?
What I said: Will I have a key so that I can come in and work on the weekends?
What I thought: Will I have a key so that I can come in and have sex with my girlfriend on my desk on the weekends?
10. We value creativity among our associates. With that in mind, what kind of plant would you be, and why?
What I said: I would be a tree, because they are tall, strong, and live a long life.
What I thought: I would be a tree, so that I could fall on you and kill you
1. Why are you interested in this firm?
What I said: Your firm handled (insert name of case I read on their website) which I found to be exciting because it was just like another case I was reading in this class I got an A in. I've also asked some (read: none) upper class-men about your office and they said it's a great work environment.
What I thought: I looked through your attorney roster and saw that you hire people who do not appear to have any honors and come from bad law schools. That made me think that I have a chance to work here.
2. Why did you go to law school?
What I said: I went to law school because I want to be able to make a difference. Legal work allows me to be competitive and to work for justice, both of which are important things in my life.
What I thought: That's a good question, and I ask myself it daily. I'd have to say the answer is, stupidity.
3. Do you think your grades are an accurate reflection of the kind of work you will do as an attorney?
What I said: Law school has been a challenge, and I think my grades reflect that. More important than my grades, which by the way have steadily improved over my academic career, is my dedication to the work I do. My performance during my summer jobs is the best indicator of how I will work, and you will find that my previous employers were all pleased with me (or at least forgot who I am and so will not remember the fuck ups).
What I thought: My grades are absolutely a good reflection of how I will work. I will put in the minimum amount of effort needed to not get fired, and I will approach my job with contempt and disinterest.
4. What would you say is your greatest weakness?
What I said: My greatest weakness is that I get too personally involved with my work. For instance, when I am working on trial prep, and then the case settles favorably, I feel as though it should have gone to trial anyway, despite knowing that the settlement is what's best for our firm and our client.
What I thought: Pussy. If there are any females in your office, you can be certain I will work twice as hard to get into their pants as I will to make my billables. And yes, since you require us to bill 1,900 hours, that means I will be sexually harassing my co-workers 3,800 hours a year.
5. Tell us about a recent mistake that you have made.
What I said: I accidentally misfiled a case at work that was set to go to trial the next week. As soon as I realized this, I alerted my supervisor and disaster was averted.
What I thought: An even bigger mistake I've made has been wasting 20 minutes of my life in this interview instead of taking a dump, that would have been much more satisfying and productive.
6. What do you do for fun?
What I said: I enjoy jogging, skydiving, and traveling to exotic countries.
What I thought: When I really want to have fun, I grab my "Big Butt Sluts # 24" DVD, a bottle of Bourbon, and a bottle of lube. By the end of the night, both bottles are empty, and my room smells like jizz and puke.
7. Tell us about your style of leadership.
What I said: I lead by taking the initiative and working proactively with my peers to come up with solutions.
What I thought: I lead by playing "The Eye of the Tiger" on a boombox while pounding my fist on the table and shouting insults. (It works, I've done it)
8. If you don't get hired by this firm, what will you do?
What I said: I will analyze what I could have done better during the interview and take that knowledge with me into my next interview with [rival firm name].
What I thought: I will breathe a sigh of relief that I won't be working for an asshole like you. Or I will stalk you and slit your throat. I haven't decided yet.
9. Do you have any questions for us?
What I said: Will I have a key so that I can come in and work on the weekends?
What I thought: Will I have a key so that I can come in and have sex with my girlfriend on my desk on the weekends?
10. We value creativity among our associates. With that in mind, what kind of plant would you be, and why?
What I said: I would be a tree, because they are tall, strong, and live a long life.
What I thought: I would be a tree, so that I could fall on you and kill you
Thursday, March 1, 2007
Anna Nicole's Funeral
The body of Anna Nicole Smith is set to be buried in the Bahamas tomorrow, Friday. Anna Nicole Smith will be buried in a custom-made gown next to her 20-year-old son following an "over the top" memorial service. There will be over 300 guests and huge pink flowers. Also, a well-known, undisclosed singer will perform.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
Scary Britney
Promises Clinic staffers found Britney's "death list" after stripping Spears when they suspected she smuggled cocaine into the facility. The list included Kevin Federline and several members of the paparazzi. A source said:
When the staff confronted her she just burst into tears. She was crying uncontrollably "she's now such a broken woman. She has dark fantasies about terrible things happening to her enemies.".Britney Spears has also reportedly become "increasingly paranoid" and routinely checks her room for recording devices because she feels "that her thoughts are being recorded."
As a result, Britney has been now placed on suicide watch and the staff has reserved a bed for her at University of California Hospital's psychiatric ward. A friend says:
She's convinced that everyone is out to get her...And the smallest thing can set off a fully-blown panic attack. She gets this fearful look in her eyes and starts trembling all over, dripping with sweat and gasping for breath and she looks like she's going to faint at any time. It's absolutely terrifying to see. It is the behavior of someone who has completely lost their mind."
Jason Alexander, Britney's husband for 55 hours in 2004, has come forward to reveal that Britney's drug problem started a long time ago. He claims they used cocaine, Ecstasy, Valium and Vicodin during their brief relationship, and that Britney almost overdosed on MDMA, pure ecstasy. He says:
I took her into the bathroom and threw her in the shower. She was unconscious. She tripped and fell. I was trying to hold her up and speak to her. She wasn't moving. I remember looking down at her all crumpled in the tub with the water coming down. She looked so white and lifeless. I thought she was dead. I thought, 'This bitch is going to fucking die right here in front of me.'"
When the staff confronted her she just burst into tears. She was crying uncontrollably "she's now such a broken woman. She has dark fantasies about terrible things happening to her enemies.".Britney Spears has also reportedly become "increasingly paranoid" and routinely checks her room for recording devices because she feels "that her thoughts are being recorded."
As a result, Britney has been now placed on suicide watch and the staff has reserved a bed for her at University of California Hospital's psychiatric ward. A friend says:
She's convinced that everyone is out to get her...And the smallest thing can set off a fully-blown panic attack. She gets this fearful look in her eyes and starts trembling all over, dripping with sweat and gasping for breath and she looks like she's going to faint at any time. It's absolutely terrifying to see. It is the behavior of someone who has completely lost their mind."
Jason Alexander, Britney's husband for 55 hours in 2004, has come forward to reveal that Britney's drug problem started a long time ago. He claims they used cocaine, Ecstasy, Valium and Vicodin during their brief relationship, and that Britney almost overdosed on MDMA, pure ecstasy. He says:
I took her into the bathroom and threw her in the shower. She was unconscious. She tripped and fell. I was trying to hold her up and speak to her. She wasn't moving. I remember looking down at her all crumpled in the tub with the water coming down. She looked so white and lifeless. I thought she was dead. I thought, 'This bitch is going to fucking die right here in front of me.'"
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Britney is Back in Rehab
She has returned to the same rehab center for a 3rd time this week. The injunction sought by K-Fed has been dropped because of this development. Also, her mother drove her there after she was not allowed to see her children. Nice Shoes!Morning News
Heather Mills is really on Dancing with the Stars. I'm not going to make fun of the disabled, but this is going to be interesting.
The next crazy celebrity is on his way. Nicholas Cage.
Christina Aguilera is not pregnant. Her rep responded very quickly yesterday to squash the rumor. It seems like someone new is "pregnant" every day.
Britain's Prince Harry will be sent to Iraq to command a tank unit, the Defense Ministry confirmed Thursday.
"Desperate Housewives" star Marcia Cross has given birth to twin girls -- the first children for the actress and her stockbroker husband Tom Mahoney.
On a side note, the American Idol girls were fantastic last night. There may be something to this season yet.
Women who were hired — or interviewed to be hired — Britney's two sons say that they were asked few questions about their work history or child-rearing skills, and rather were asked about their personal lives, according to Us. “The agency that called me emphasized that Britney was looking for a nanny who was young and hip because they wanted her to interact with people her own age,” one interviewee told the mag. “Basically, Britney wanted a friend.”
ABC has decided to pursue a “Grey’s” spin-off with sexy neonatal surgeon Dr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd (played by the lovely Kate Walsh) as the lead character, according to an article in the Wall Street Journal. The pilot has yet to be finalized and “Grey’s” creator Shonda Rhimes has yet to decide on a title.
Anna Nicole Update
“I knew she (Anna Nicole) would be next. My grandson did not overdose. “Howard was there when he died, and Howard was there when my daughter died. And he has my granddaughter now and it is not even his child. I’m afraid for her life as well. Please help us.” — Virgie Arthur on the stand yesterday
A source close to “Extra” revealed that a local funeral parlor was brought in to dress the room and body of the late Anna Nicole Smith on Wednesday. A verdict is expected Thursday.
TMZ has obtained shocking video footage of Anna Nicole Smith and a shirtless Dr. Sandeep Kapoor getting hot and heavy at a West Hollywood, Calif. gay bar in 2005, in what looks like could be a photo shoot.
Larry Birkhead’s stock skyrocketed today, at least in the eyes of most people watching the Anna Nicole Smith drama unfold in a Ft. Lauderdale courtroom. He was relatively relaxed with an easy smile during testimony. Even Judge Larry Seidlin noted his charm and felt comfortable enough asking Anna Nicole’s ex-boyfriend about his family.
A source close to “Extra” revealed that a local funeral parlor was brought in to dress the room and body of the late Anna Nicole Smith on Wednesday. A verdict is expected Thursday.
TMZ has obtained shocking video footage of Anna Nicole Smith and a shirtless Dr. Sandeep Kapoor getting hot and heavy at a West Hollywood, Calif. gay bar in 2005, in what looks like could be a photo shoot.
Larry Birkhead’s stock skyrocketed today, at least in the eyes of most people watching the Anna Nicole Smith drama unfold in a Ft. Lauderdale courtroom. He was relatively relaxed with an easy smile during testimony. Even Judge Larry Seidlin noted his charm and felt comfortable enough asking Anna Nicole’s ex-boyfriend about his family.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Britney Update
Terrified she'd lose custody of her sons, Britney tried to kill herself twice in the hours after shaving her head Friday night. According to The National Enquirer, Spears tried to take her own life by walking into traffic, only to be rescued at the last second by her staff. But that wasn't the end of Britney's self-destructive evening. A short time later she was rushed to a doctor, as various media outlets reported, and the Enquirer reveals the reason - she kept saying she was going to kill herself and then taking too many Xanax.
Federline filed an emergency injunction to get his kids! A hearing is scheduled for Thursday morning.
Britney Checks out of Rehab Again!!
Possibly because she wanted to be somewhere more private. "EXTRA" is reporting that Spears tried to get into a tattoo parlor before going home but it was closed. Okay, I know I have said this before but, Seriously?!? What is wrong with this girl? I think she has completely gone off the deep end and she smoked a whole lot of crazy. Britney is having a difficult time functioning at the moment as her family has frozen her credit cards. Sources tell us that one of her stupid dancer friends drove her from the rehab this morning.
Usher Engaged?
R&B singer Usher got engaged on Valentines Day to his girlfriend, Tamika Foster. The R&B crooner reportedly gave his former stylist a 10 karat diamond ring. It may be the start of a bitter family feud because Usher's mother is not too fond of his new fiancé. The 37 year old Tameka is still officially married to Ryan Glover, the father of her 3 children. Until she finalizes the divorce, Usher will have to wait to jump the broom.
New cover art for her CD. 
Rumors of her being pregnant are afloat on the internet. Not sure if it is true. We'll have to wait and see.
They have confirmed that they are expecting their first child.The new cast of Dancing with the Stars:
Laila Ali
Billy Ray Cyrus
Heather Mills
Clyde Drexler
Joey Fatone
Shandi Finnessey
Leeza Gibbons
Paulina Porizkova
Ian Ziering
Vincent Pastore
Apolo Anton Ohno
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
American Idol
I have just watched the top 12 males perform. As America, it is our duty to choose 6 of these lucky fellas to go to the final rounds. The best guy looked like an alien whose mother slept with Dumbo and is named Phil. How many great Phil's are there? Phil Collins...anyone else? He wasn't even that good. Another guy, Chris, who could have been good, is a second rate Justin Timberlake that bounces around too much. I felt sea sick after his performance. It's official, all the male singers in the world have been snatched up already. Seriously, the only way to watch this show this season is with TiVo. Listen to about 30 seconds of the artist and then fast forward to Simon's review because it is usually on point. Here's to hoping that the girls make up for the lack of talent in the male pool.
Nicole Richie's Best Week Ever
Fianlly things were looking on the up and up for this former sidekick, but if the past week does not send her back to rehab, then I think she is home free. In the last week, Nicole Richie found out she was going to have wiggle and evade to stay out of jail because of her second DUI in California. The jail is not like crack whore jail, but it is jail nonetheless. Nicole could handle it better than Paris though. What are the odds that someday Paris will spend some quality time in jail? Take a moment to reflect on that scenario. I saw you smile. Yes, I did.
Anyway, so Nicole might go to jail. Then this week, in Details magazine it appears Brody Jenner dated Nicole Richie solely on the advice of his publicist/manager with the sole goal of getting Nicole Richie to eat. His agent advised Brody he would be a hero in America. Sure, cure for cancer, getting Nicole Richie to eat. About on the same level. So, this guy who you thought liked you and who you may have had feelings for was basically using you. Instead of keeping his mouth shut about it though he told everyone in the world.
Finally, you let your friend Mischa Barton borrow your Mercedes SUV and she wrecks it.
On the plus side, she has her hair. :)
From the land of the fruits and the nuts...
The six adult children of singer James Brown have agreed with his partner, Tomi Rae Hynie, on where the entertainer will be buried. He died on Christmas Day. His body has been stored in an undisclosed location. YUCK!!
Howard K. Stern, the partner and lawyer of Anna Nicole Smith, testified Tuesday at an emergency hearing in Florida as the battle over Anna Nicole Smith’s body continues. Stern said that Smith had always talked about dying young and that, before her son’s death in September, she had wanted to be buried near Marilyn Monroe. Stern said that after much research Smith later purchased double plots in the Bahamas. Smith’s son, Daniel, was laid to rest in one of those plots and Stern said it was her wish to be laid to rest in the other.
TMZ has learned Judge Larry Seidlin’s dream is to become a judge on a TV courtroom show. No wonder he is treating this like a circus act.
The longtime companion of the late Anna Nicole Smith told a Florida courtroom Tuesday that the former Playboy Playmate “was pretty much my whole world.” “She was my best friend, lover, the mother of my daughter — literally everything to me, my whole world,” said Howard K. Stern, answering questions from his lawyer about the nature of his relationship with Smith.
The Judge also permitted Stern to return to the Bahamas via private jet for the evening to be with his baby.
It's final. They are divorced.
George Clooney is wooing Reese Witherspoon. Good for her. Everyone deserves an adoring man.
Charlie Sheen is already thinking about getting married again to this woman.
Keanu has been spending time with none other than Jennifer Aniston. Star Magazine is reporting that Keanu Reeves and Jennifer Aniston spent an evening together and have spoken several times on the phone since then. The pair was set up by Keanu’s agent. Is it just me, or does this make you feel a little weird?
Tom Brady's "people" are upset that Bridget Moynahan went public with the news Tom is going to be a daddy. Why would they be upset that she told the world? Maybe Tom had not told his girlfriend that he is going to be a daddy and wanted to wait until the baby was actually being born before sharing the good news. No need to get Gisele Bundchen angry, especially since she just gained 14 pounds to be able to model in Milan next week. Tom Brady has officially announced that he is "excited" to be welcoming a baby into the world. 
According to OK!, Kevin Federline and Brit got into a huge fight on Friday, the day she so memorably shaved off all her hair. "They had a huge argument," says the mag. "Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she's been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved." She has since checked into Promises, a fancy rehab center. The photogs are descending on her recovery efforts as we speak. They have rented helicopters to fly over the grounds. Okay, I know she is in the public eye, but they should leave her alone, at least until she is healthy. In my opinion, we should not kick the weak while they're down (unless we're in the courtroom).
Monday, February 19, 2007
President's Day
David Beckham was in a fight. Don't worry, the face is okay. 
Anna Nicole Smith’s body was finally embalmed on Saturday at the Broward County Medical Examiner’s office by two morticians from Aycock Funeral Home in Jupiter, Florida. Morturary workers were forced to sign confidentiality agreements to protect the details of her death. 
Look!!! Justin and Britney have the same haircut. Shameless I know, but funny. 
This is Selma Blair's new boyfriend. I thought she was a lesbian.
Kelly let out the secret that one of her family member's has HIV. Which one? I would guess Ozzy because of all the drug use and sex.
This chick got pregnant with Tom Brady's baby 2 weeks before they broke up 3 months ago. I wonder what Giselle thinks of this. I bet Mr. DiCaprio was never this exciting.
This is Whitney's new boyfriend. He is under 30 and is pop-singer Brandy's brother. And if he looks a little familiar to you it's because he is also the star of a brand new sex tape with the daughter of one of the infamous lawyer's of the O.J. trial. There are rumors that there are "waterworks" in the video, but that has not been confirmed yet. 
This is Tara Reid. Damn her!! She looks good and she is not drunk. Yeah for not checking into rehab for 2 minutes, shaving your head in full view of cameras, getting random idiotic tats, hanging out with Paris Hilton, show your va-j-j, trying on strippers' fishnets/bikinis, or puking all over your car. Now, if you could just lend your new manager/team to Britney. I think she needs a miracle.
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Harry Potter's Big Reveal
This is what all the hype was about. The actor that plays Harry Potter revealed all his delicate area on stage this weekend in a play about a crazy man and his love of horses. Saturday, February 17, 2007
Busy Saturday Morning
I included this picture strictly for nostalgia purposes. Britney has officially left the building. 
Britney's youngest son, Jayden James. Too bad his mom no longer has her marbles. Hopefully his nanny will bring him up right. 
Hugh Grant is single again. He really wants to settle down and get married, but he just can't seem to find the right girl. 
Nicole Richie was charged with a DUI on Friday. Maybe jail time is in her future.
Lindsay was released from rehab. Now maybe Britney can enter.
Bryce Dallas Howard and her actor-husband, Seth Gabel, have welcomed a boy. No details about the baby’s name or weight have been released.
Britney is Falling Apart
Britney shaved all her hair off and got 2 more tattoos. When asked why she shaved her head, Hughes says Britney replied, "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me." Her two new tattoos -- a black, white and pink cross on her hip and red and pink lips on her wrist -- cost $80. During the one-hour visit, the employee noticed a stain on the singer's white handbag, and Brit explained she had "spilled Nyquil all over it."
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