Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Nicole Richie's Best Week Ever


Fianlly things were looking on the up and up for this former sidekick, but if the past week does not send her back to rehab, then I think she is home free. In the last week, Nicole Richie found out she was going to have wiggle and evade to stay out of jail because of her second DUI in California. The jail is not like crack whore jail, but it is jail nonetheless. Nicole could handle it better than Paris though. What are the odds that someday Paris will spend some quality time in jail? Take a moment to reflect on that scenario. I saw you smile. Yes, I did.


Anyway, so Nicole might go to jail. Then this week, in Details magazine it appears Brody Jenner dated Nicole Richie solely on the advice of his publicist/manager with the sole goal of getting Nicole Richie to eat. His agent advised Brody he would be a hero in America. Sure, cure for cancer, getting Nicole Richie to eat. About on the same level. So, this guy who you thought liked you and who you may have had feelings for was basically using you. Instead of keeping his mouth shut about it though he told everyone in the world.


Finally, you let your friend Mischa Barton borrow your Mercedes SUV and she wrecks it.


On the plus side, she has her hair. :)

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