American Idol

I have just watched the top 12 males perform. As America, it is our duty to choose 6 of these lucky fellas to go to the final rounds. The best guy looked like an alien whose mother slept with Dumbo and is named Phil. How many great Phil's are there? Phil Collins...anyone else? He wasn't even that good. Another guy, Chris, who could have been good, is a second rate Justin Timberlake that bounces around too much. I felt sea sick after his performance. It's official, all the male singers in the world have been snatched up already. Seriously, the only way to watch this show this season is with TiVo. Listen to about 30 seconds of the artist and then fast forward to Simon's review because it is usually on point. Here's to hoping that the girls make up for the lack of talent in the male pool.