What would another day of celebrity blogging be without Britney? She was reportedly caught with Xanex and Paxil. She also as spent much of her partying time in the bathroom. (Coke anyone?). But don't worry, this shouldn't effect her ability to keep her children. After all, it's not like she actually looks after them.

Dakota Fanning is the new face of Marc Jacobs, appearing in the designer's latest advertising campaign. I don't know about you, but I'm not going to buy a designers clothes if they use a child as their spokesperson. Aren't his clothes suppose to be sexy?

K-Fed returns to the WWE for more money.

Paris Hilton is wearing an engagement ring. Is it from Stavros?

Jordana Brewsteris engaged to her no-body boyfriend.

Rhiana is the newest Covergirl spokesperson. She is also looking to get breast implants.

Jessica Simpson's mother scolded her for screwing up the Dolly Parton song. Dolly sent her kind words letting her know it's ok.

Al Gore will not be helping Lindsey Lohan recover her image.