Another Slow Day

We know him as Reese, the bullying dimwit older brother on Fox's Malcom in the Middle, but it seems Justin Berfield is no dummy. He's now on the fast track to become a Hollywood mogul. The 21-year-old is stepping behind the camera to produce feature films and television projects through his own production company, J2TV/J2 Pictures. He's got two films slated, "Captain Trips: A Biography of Jerry Garcia," the first authorized biography of the legendary Grateful Dead guitarist, and the up-coming Jessica Simpson film, Blonde Ambition. It's always the quiet ones that we should watch out for.

A sport utility vehicle carrying Lane Garrison of Fox's Prison Break and three teenagers struck a tree, killing a 17-year-old boy, police said.

Britney Spears spent her birthday at a private party at a club with Paris and Fergie after spending the day with her son at the L.A. Zoo. She wore a short dress, but there were panties. YEAH!!!

Paris Hilton is jealous of Britney's attention. She reportedly leaked pics of herself in a lesbian kiss to try and garner attention. I'll spare you the details, but if you are so inclined, the censored pics are at the following link: http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2006/12/03/paris-hilton-in-lesbian-shots/#more-8938

• Paris also pulled out of the Billboard Music Awards because she didn't want to make fun of her friends in an opening monologue.

• Happy Feet, an excellent movie by the way, was still number one at the box office over the weekend. For the third weekend in a row, Casino Royale, also a good movie--but a little long, came in second behind the dancing penguins.

• Desperate Housewives will be a re-run until January 7th. In fact, most everything has closed up for the holiday season. Well, at least that will give me more time for homework.

• Both J.Lo and Britney's first husbands are fighting to write a tell-all book. More than likely they will get paid off first.
  

Gwenyth Paltrow bad-mouthed the US recently:

Gwyneth Paltrow feels dinner talk is far more interesting in her adopted homeland Britain than back in her native country.