Tuesday, December 12, 2006


The Jolie-Pitt family.
Baby Shiloh is the blonde--Brad-look-alike--baby in the middle.
  • Queen Latifah's girlfriend is cheating on her with some no-name model she met at the BET awards.
  • J.Lo wants to adopt a baby from Puerto Rico because of her conception difficulties.
  • Beyonce looks so beautiful, but she is claiming that the woman on-stage is not her, it is her alter-ego Sasha--that way no one knows the real Beyonce.
  • Keanu Reeve is back on the market and looking for love. Let's hope he bathes and shaves regularly this time.
  • Racheal McAdams and Ryan Gosling are re-engaged.
  • After months of acting like a lady, Tara Reid, got drunk last night and stumbled out of a club. I was cheering for her recovery, but I guess it was all in vain.
  • JR Rotem, Britney's mystery man, is a music producer who - in addition to working with Spears on her new album - has also worked with Paris Hilton and.....KEVIN FEDERLINE!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Inquiring minds want to know:

I heard on Saturday that Fergie is actually in her 40's. This horrified me past speech. I need you, the trusty celebrity reporter, to discover the truth in this allegation. I suppose I could just look it up myself, but then I'd be the only one who knew, and this is the kind of thing that the public needs to know.