Today is slow...

I have done the research and found out that Britney Spears and Paris Hilton did in fact share a pair of stockings. The reason is unknown, but I would guess they she wanted to feel "close." Speaking of Britney, she turns 25 today.


This is Kate Winslet. I love her movies, but she did media rounds proclaiming that she was a normal woman who loved to eat and didn't mind her curves. I'm not seeing the curves here. In fact, she looks like Teri Hatcher.

There is a sane celebrity on this earth. Will Smith has refused Tom Cruise's invite to join Scientology. Too bad his wife has already been sucked up by the aliens.

This is Jamie Lynn Spears. Britney's younger sister. Let's hope she keeps her trashy side to herself.

• Kermit, at a Ford Hybrid event, revealed that he's going to be heading "down to the swamp," for the holidays. "I've invited a few of the gang down ... Gonzo, Rizzo, Fozzie Bear." But he just couldn't get his on-again-off-again porcine-diva galpal, Miss Piggy, to join them. "She doesn't seem to like the swamp, something about her high heels getting stuck in the muck," confided Kermit.

• Detective Dani Beck on Law and Order: SVU will only be on the show for 6 episodes.

• The cop on House is not a permanent cast member. I'm not sure when he will leave, but will leave eventually.

• Useless fact of the day, in the 1800's hysteria in women was treated by inducing an orgasm with an archaic vibrator by a physician because they believed that it would cure their wandering uterus--which caused the hysteria.